• Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat


how do i get over someone who i never dated

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spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

But when she lifts her hips so you can slide down her panties. 🙌

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"Someone once asked, “If you could take it all back, would you?”
At the time I didn’t know. Now I do. I wouldn’t take that terrible experience back for anything in the world. Too much light has come out of my darkness."

Susannah Cahalan, Brain on Fire: My Month of Madness (via quotes-shape-us)

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I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

(via pizza)

"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."


تذكر ان اليوم هو الغد الذي كنت قلقاً عليه بالأمس.

Remember that today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.